When Offering to Lay Pavement, Don't Offer to Lay Pipe!

This eye-opener comes by way of the Spartanburg Herald Jouranl website: 

"Billie Bobbie Harrison, 24, of 655 Old Hollow Road, Winston-Salem, N.C., on Tuesday was arrested and charged with indecent exposure. Harrison is accused of exposing his private part to a 55-year-old Chesnee woman near a Crawford Road residence Tuesday and offering to pave the driveway in exchange for oral sex. The victim said Harrison was a passenger in a truck who approached the victim about purchasing pavement. The victim said the suspect, later identified as Harrison, began making sexual comments and exposed himself. The victim said the driver 'seemed embarrassed' by the incident and drove off."
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My friend Sharon would have a grandfather's clock serviced at her house over the years.  An older man would come out and quietly do his work.  One day he asked her for kisses and hugs!  She was kind to him, but declined.  Someone else cleans her clock now.