Okay, Bad Lawyer has been obsessed over the last week or so with DUI stories, and I intend to move on, but I can't resist this story from TrueCrimeReport.com which is a great resource. They call this guy their "moron of the day:"
"59-year-old Thomas Skinner (mug shot) of Houston likes to party. But he likes to party safely. So when he decided to get hammered Monday night, he got a designated driver. The problem: The driver was his 12-year-old grandson.
Police in Liberty Hill, Texas got a 911 call about a truck driving erratically on Highway 29. When they stopped the vehicle, they found a hammered grandpa riding shotgun, with the 12-year-old boy behind the wheel. Skinner's 11-year-old grandson was also in the back seat.
Moron of the day may be a stretch when you consider some of the other stories here on Bad Lawyer, but Skinner's in the running, no doubt about it.