In looking at local news websites as the Bad Lawyer does, I regularly come across an irresistible headline or story if just for the unseen visual. This was the case, the other day when we reported on the MassLive story of the "Springfield Police Charge One-Armed Man With Unarmed Robbery" Today, the Cincinnati Enquirer provides us with our "moment of zen:"
Thong Wearing Trespasser Arrested
"A thong-wearing trespasser is accused of performing a lewd act in his neighbor's backyard on Wednesday.
Brian Luedeker, 37, of Madeira, walked uninvited into a backyard in the 7300 block of Juler Avenue and masturbated while wearing a black thong, Madeira police wrote in a complaint filed with Hamilton County Municipal Court. He faces charges of voyeurism, public indecency and trespassing. He was booked into the county jail Wednesday night and released by 4:30 a.m., jail officials said. Luedeker is expected to face a judge Thursday."