Captain America With a Burrito In His Pants, Will Not Go to Jail

That's right, the Brevard County Florida doctor who groped a female patron in a bar where a medical society gathering had cocktails will not be going to jail according to the report at WFTV-Channel 9.  Doctor, Raymond Adamcik will attend a diversion program instead--and, of course, have to deal with the snickering and looks for the rest of his natural life.

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