Monday, April 19, 2010
Michigan State's Thong Thief Thwarted
The Detroit News reports under the headline: Cops: MSU thong thief caught with 79 pairs of pilfered panties,--on the 19 year old East Lansing student who has been suted stealing panties from the dormitory laundry.
The unnamed spandex obsessive denies being a "sex addict." or having an addiction. Sounds about right. He claims it was just a prank and that other students "are doing it." The owner of the items in question wants the suspect charged.
All joking aside, there are serious issues. If this kid had been stealing t-shirts we would not think there was a sex element to the petty theft. So it's absurd to think that this 19 year old kid doens't have some sort of screw slightly loose--he's lucky that at age 19, he has a jump start at looking at his fetish for female undergarments. Jeez, it's not easy to write about this without it coming off as a joke. So let me shift gears.