"Asking for a breathalyzer test following an argument in the lobby with the hotel owner, a man asked police if he could take a test to prove he wasn’t drunk.
Sure thing, only the test came back a 0.182, more than twice the legal limit of 0.08 in Ohio.
Not only that, a cut straw was found in his pocket with some white residue on it. The man said he had recently cut up some Vicodin, which he did not have a prescription for, and snorted it.
He was taken to the Montgomery County Jail and booked on assault and disorderly conduct."