Robert Zettwoch of Murfreesboros, Tenn. was charged with abusing 911. Since September of 2008 Zettwoch has called 911, 47 times without an emergency to report. He called last Thursday. When the police found arrived they found Robert with emergency medical personnel, but he did not appear to be in any medical emergency. Mr. Zettwoch was intoxicated. He had been drinking vodka. When asked why he called, Zettwoch said, "I'm just drunk."
Yeah, Robert, we've all been there. Now get off the phone, son.