What a week, first we have the bat-wielding maniac attorney from West Virginia, then the superlawyer/party boy the pedophile President-elect of the Minnesota Bar Association, now we have the WMCTV-Memphis report of the Memphis lawyer who bit off a portion of a man's nose during a scuffle in a downtown Memphis restaurant. Attoreny Mark Lambert is admitting that he bit the man's nose off, but denying that he swallowed. Oh, thank God. Lambert is claiming self-defense, uh, huh? Original. The report:
That's a lawsuit!