Friday, December 18, 2009

Help Me, A Lawyer Just Bit Off My Nose!

What a week, first we have the bat-wielding maniac attorney from West Virginia, then the superlawyer/party boy the pedophile President-elect of the Minnesota Bar Association, now we have the WMCTV-Memphis report of the Memphis lawyer who bit off a portion of a man's nose during a scuffle in a downtown Memphis restaurant.  Attoreny Mark Lambert is admitting that he bit the man's nose off, but denying that he swallowed.  Oh, thank God.  Lambert is claiming self-defense, uh, huh?  Original.  The report:

That's a lawsuit!

1 comment:

  1. this dude got off easy, my lawyer took both my arm and my leg