Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Jury Duty for Jesus Christ

Alabama Online reports that Jesus Christ was called for jury duty but was disruptive during voie dire in typical fashion, "asking questions instead of answering them."

The 59 year old, Christ was formerly named Dorothy Lola Killingworth was called for jury duty in a criminal matter but her "disruptive" behavior resulted in not being selected.  Circuit Court Judge Scott Vowell was doubtful about the name change but when questioned she assured him that she changed her name in Probate Court and she produced her driver's license as proof.

Alabama Online reports that efforts to "reach Christ today were unsuccessful."


1 comment:

  1. This post has inspired me. I am going to change my name to Athena, Goddess of Wisdom.