Machette's in Bars, Why Not?

Machette's in bars?  Why not.  Are you listening Tennessee legislators?

Here, we have the perfect combination of weaponry, machete's and bar stools, courtesy of the Idaho Statesman. Yes, a story to give succor to our beleaguered Tennessee law makers thwarted in their heoric effort to enable these most important of human liberties, the right to Bear Arms.  Here's the account: 

"Nampa police say charges are pending against a man who attacked bar patrons with a machete early Friday morning.The man was thrown out of a bar on the 1600 block of 1st Street North after causing a drunken fracas about 12:30 a.m. Friday, Sgt. Mike Wagoner said. The man returned a few minutes later wielding a machete, Wagoner said.  A bar patron took a bar stool and hit the machete-wielding man, 'flattening' him, Wagoner said.  Police wouldn't identify the man with the machete because charges are pending. The man will likely be charged with two counts of aggravated assault, Wagoner said."

So I say, let's go for it.  We could even have machete and bar stool leagues.