Once, and For All Keanu Reeves, Is Not Your Babies' Daddy!
A Toronto, Canada Judge has ruled that an Ontario woman's laswsuit claiming that Keanu Reeves disguised himself as her husband and fathered her four adult children--is simply not capable of belief. The DNA evidence probably contributed to the Judge's decision to dismiss Karen Sala's paternity suit, uh, since the evidence demonstrates that Reeves was not the father.
The story at the Canadian Press is bittersweet, although certainly not for Keanu Reeves. The Judge sounds like a real sweetheart.