Starbucks Patron Charged with Playing with his Beans In Public

Chicgao-area man, Reginald Ray was busted last week for masturbating in public at his local Starbucks. 

According to the report in the Chicago Sun Times, Mr. Ray was looking at a female patron of the local coffee shop and inappropriately showing his appreciation for her appearance.  The suspect was charged with two counts of public indecency and one count of possession of cannabis. 

The nice thing about this report is allows me to use the image of Britney with her frappaccino (did I spell that right?)