The PanamaHerald.com brings us this telling story of a marriage going sour under the headline:
Woman finds husband in strip club, pours drinks on him
A woman was charged with battery for pouring drinks on her husband after finding him in the Green Frog Club. First, she yelled at him for being there and then she grabbed several cups of alcoholic beverages and poured them on him, according to her Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.
The 33-year-old Destin woman then left the club angry, the report said. When deputies interviewed her, she admitted going to the club and pouring drinks on her husband, who was supposed to be playing pool, she said. He had been lying to her lately, so she decided to check on him.
By the time she located him at the Green Frog, she had been driving around for several hours, she told deputies. The incident happened at about 2 a.m. on July 31. She was arrested the same day.
This woman needs to detach, I mean really. Like hire a lawyer and lay off the self-help.